Frustrated Motorists T-Shirts

Road pricing - 'How many more pounds is it Dad?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Car wash / Mouth wash

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Heavy Traffic.

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

Screw Driver.

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Ryanair refunds

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Road Construction Blues.

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

It's just a bad bruise. Field hockey balls can do damage. We'll have the doctor take a quick look. Quick?! It's rush hour! We're moving fine. Just wait. It's the 4:45 pm fall sports traffic jam. Next # 147. The doctors are: In out in in.

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

Couple gets married and then gets stuck in traffic for so long that they have a baby before they get home.

Mysteries of Life

'Small car being chased by huge truck.'

Highway construction...next 70 miles. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN!

Learner snail in front