Frustrated Motorists Mugs

Road pricing - 'How many more pounds is it Dad?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Car wash / Mouth wash

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Heavy Traffic.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Screw Driver.

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

Road Construction Blues.

'Small car being chased by huge truck.'

Mysteries of Life

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

Learner snail in front

Couple gets married and then gets stuck in traffic for so long that they have a baby before they get home.

Highway construction...next 70 miles. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN!

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'