Frustrated Travellers Mugs

"Mr Jones is getting increasingly frustrated with the attitude of airlines"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Airplane Mode.

Injured backpacker.

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

Road Construction Blues.

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

Road signs.

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

'It starts up OK, then gets stuck in traffic.'

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

Traffic Signals: Caution/Stop/Honkhorn

'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'