Frustrated Hermit Gifts

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"This was my father's desk, He frequently banged his head on it."

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

"It gets a tad crowded in winter when I share the cave with 100s of hibernating snakes."

Castaway Drummer

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

"I'm off the grid."

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

"I haven't seen you in ages - have you not been hiding under a rock?"

'Have you got the time?'

'I looked forward to retirement. Now, thanks to the economy, I'm looking at re-hirement.'

'I'm a hermit crab and like it this way, so no, I don't want to join any social network!'

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

"Burton, Fenton and Hacwood. Sorry, Mr. Hackwood is away, taking a 'gap' year on top of a mountain."

Too much social woo woo!

"You can come down now, Milton. The election is over."

"How should I know? I've spent my life sitting on a bloody rock!"

'I'm fed up living this way as a recluse. I'll get a place in the country, and become a hermit.'

'I've stopped blogging myself: Frankly, the life of a Hermit Crab is not that exciting...'

'...I can accept that bad things sometimes happen to good people. What drives me nuts is how all the good things always seem to happen to people I can't stand!'

'When the computer senses that you are in a hurry, it automatically slows down.'

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

Police: Don't bother to call Dept formerly rapid response.

"yetthhh, i hold..."

Feelings towards radios #5 Man angrily kicking a radio.