Frustrated Frankenstein Fanatic Gifts

'I'm sorry, but your surgery is considered to be experimental, so it's not covered by your insurance.'

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Little help?"

Out To Lurch

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Like that?"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Define fair."

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"Do you smell something?"

'I've got this splitting headache.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

The Frankenstein snowman.