Frustrated Frankenstein Fanatic Gifts

'I'm sorry, but your surgery is considered to be experimental, so it's not covered by your insurance.'

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Out To Lurch

"Little help?"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Like that?"

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"Define fair."

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"Do you smell something?"

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'I've got this splitting headache.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.