Frustrated Fixer Prints

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'Not the repair manual. Bring me the book of mechanics' curse words.'

"The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly."

'I think I should take my hubby for counselling. . . his brain and hands aren't on talking terms.'

'No it's still not fixed'

Self-Assembly Bookcase

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Enlightened Cursing

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"A watched file never loads..."

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

Home Business - Printer Ink.

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"Dang it."

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

God's lil' fix-it shop.

A military officer daydreams

"Kick the machine"

Power and the Glory tools

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"