Frustrated Fixer Mugs

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'Not the repair manual. Bring me the book of mechanics' curse words.'

"The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly."

'I think I should take my hubby for counselling. . . his brain and hands aren't on talking terms.'

'No it's still not fixed'

Self-Assembly Bookcase

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Enlightened Cursing

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"A watched file never loads..."

Home Business - Printer Ink.

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

"Dang it."

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"Kick the machine"

A military officer daydreams

God's lil' fix-it shop.

Power and the Glory tools

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"What a rip-off."