Peaceful Fixer Mugs

Enlightened Cursing

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

Men Working Things Out

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

'No it's still not fixed'

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

Home Business - Printer Ink.

A woman repairs a broken heart.

Self-Assembly Bookcase

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

"Kick the machine"

'I think I should take my hubby for counselling. . . his brain and hands aren't on talking terms.'

God's lil' fix-it shop.

Cat thrusts note through mousehole that reads 'Can't we talk about this?'

Power and the Glory tools

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

Feng Shui for Plumbers

"So a plumber charges $600 for 45 minutes' work?! Is that the coolest job or what?!"

Cardiology

"The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly."

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

Boy with his finger in a leaking water bed.

"They will be expecting us to stage a coup. But instead we will achieve democracy through progressive dialogue, a transitional justice process and a ten year plan to share the power."

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"

Man patching up his bag.