Frustration Fixer Prints

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'No it's still not fixed'

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Broken since March

"I'm considering going client side. That way I can still be an a*****e and actually get away with it."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Self-Assembly Bookcase

List making as therapy.

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

Moanathon.

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

'I think I should take my hubby for counselling. . . his brain and hands aren't on talking terms.'

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

"The instructions must be hard to understand, because along with the number to customer service, it also has a number to an anger management counselor."

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

'What do you mean 'how much longer am I going to keep you on hold' - I called you!'

New Listings From Frustration House.

"The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly."

"Sorry about the expletive."