Frustrated Feline Feeder Gifts

'Sweetie, I don't think Maggie like her new food!'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

Cat on guitar

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

'I warn you, I'm armed and dangerous!'

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

'He seems to know when he's near the vets.'

Dog reading catalog with impish grin.

'Care to join me in a tuna casserole?'

Dog spelled backward is GOD, cat is TAC, a pain in the butt.

catholic

"If that's another dead bird, we're not doing Christmas next year."

"I lost all respect for firefighters when I saw them rescuing the neighbour's cat from up a tree..."

Advanced Origami

"Who gets Meals on Wheels?"

Cat conducting

'Yes, I do believe in the finicky gene.'

'Maybe you shouldn't pet Ms.Puss so hard.'

'Mmmm...more laps to sit on...!'

Feelings towards radios #5 Man angrily kicking a radio.

'Call the Fire Brigade - the tree's stuck up the cat.'

Thank you for not stroking.

'Nonsense, Melvin Black cats do not bring bad luck,,,'

"Yeah, well, I was done petting you anyway!"