Frustrated Feline Feeder Gifts

'Sweetie, I don't think Maggie like her new food!'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Cat on guitar

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

'He seems to know when he's near the vets.'

Dog reading catalog with impish grin.

Dog spelled backward is GOD, cat is TAC, a pain in the butt.

catholic

'Care to join me in a tuna casserole?'

"If that's another dead bird, we're not doing Christmas next year."

"I lost all respect for firefighters when I saw them rescuing the neighbour's cat from up a tree..."

Advanced Origami

Cat conducting

"Who gets Meals on Wheels?"

'Yes, I do believe in the finicky gene.'

'Maybe you shouldn't pet Ms.Puss so hard.'

'Call the Fire Brigade - the tree's stuck up the cat.'

Feelings towards radios #5 Man angrily kicking a radio.

'Mmmm...more laps to sit on...!'

Thank you for not stroking.

'Nonsense, Melvin Black cats do not bring bad luck,,,'

"Yeah, well, I was done petting you anyway!"

"Sorry, we don't do cats."