Frustrated Farmer Pillows

Give up Gardening, I should.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

Tropical Cow Tank

"Declared Victory Garden"

A military officer daydreams

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

The three laws pf pen-o-dynamics

'According to my bank statement...THEY are overdrawn.'

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

"If you would like to listen to music while you are on hold press 1, If you would like some quiet time to work out how much this call is costing press 2, if...."

A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.

Miserable selfie

"See? I told you those ventriloquist lessons would pay off for us some day!"

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

Some especially annoying types of packaging.

"yetthhh, i hold..."

I need a credit card, I'm tired of my cheques bouncing.

'You don't qualify for a loan or a credit card. We can, however, over you a free bank calender.'

'If this is the conflict resolution hotline, why are you ticking me off??!!

"If you have a touch tone telephone, please choose from the following 12,847 options. . ."

"Old MacDonald had a farm."

"She just said 'To hell with this put-out-to-pasture bulls**t. I'm hittin' the open road!!'"