Fruity Pharmacist Pillows

'Jake's Alternate Pharmacy.'

"Just be yourself."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

Apples for sale

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Pina Coladas

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Apple Pie Abduction

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Ball as water-melon.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"That new drug causes flatulence."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Plum jam...

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

'Side effects may include....'

Conference Pears

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Doctors

Apricots

"No. You turn over."

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."