Fruity Fashionista Pillows

Fruit Bonnet

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

An Unexpected Guest.

Happy Easter

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Prosecco

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

Snowman Tattoo

"Maybe this year..."

Hip hop Santa.

Oi to the world!

Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

Easter Egg

Pizza Shard

Pets christmas tree

Christmas Socks

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

"I want a nice family Christmas photo. Now, go upstairs and put on a tree skirt."

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

Merry Christmas!

Child dressed as a daffodil.