Fruit Portion Skeptic Gifts

Looking for a gift for your fruit portion skeptic? Our collection brings a witty twist to healthy habits, perfect for those who love to laugh at their own quirks. These products add humor to everyday conversations about nutrition and healthy eating, making them ideal for friends or family with a humorous outlook on diet. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, these gifts celebrate the fun side of skepticism about fruit servings.

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"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day." mockup

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

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"Just be yourself."

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What the Doctor Ordered

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"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce." mockup

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

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"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber." mockup

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

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Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day. mockup

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

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The Teen Years of A Red Delicious. mockup

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

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"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs." mockup

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

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Apple Pie Abduction

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The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there." mockup

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

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Banana Split Personality

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Peach flirting with a banana.

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Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple mockup

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

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Large, wrinkly

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'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.' mockup

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

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Tree Passion

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PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES mockup

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

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Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress mockup

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

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"Prepare to meet your maker."

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'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!' mockup

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

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"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?" mockup

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

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The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish. mockup

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

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Plum jam...

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'What are you eating now?'

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'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.' mockup

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

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Apricots

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"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week mockup

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

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Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.' mockup

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

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'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.' mockup

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

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'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.' mockup

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

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Garden of Eden and scrumping

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Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'. mockup

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

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Fruit Portion Skeptic Gifts Collection

Fruit Portion Skeptic Mugs

Explore our humorous mugs collection, perfect for fruit skeptics who love a good laugh along with their morning coffee.

Fruit Portion Skeptic Pillows

Browse our fun pillows collection, adding humor and personality to any living space for the playful skeptic.

Fruit Portion Skeptic Prints

Discover amusing prints that highlight the humorous side of questioning fruit portions—ideal for quirky kitchens or dining areas.

Fruit Portion Skeptic T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirt range, designed for those who love to share their playful doubts about fruit servings.