Fruit Portion Skeptic Pillows

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Apple Pie Abduction

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Banana Split Personality

Peach flirting with a banana.

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Large, wrinkly

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Tree Passion

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Plum jam...

'What are you eating now?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.