Fruit Exploration Gifts

"You've got to try some of this heirloom watermelon. It's full of seeds."

"Just be yourself."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

Apple Pie Abduction

Before/After

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Ball as water-melon.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Peach flirting with a banana.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Conference Pears

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

William Tell

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Sure, Mom, I'll eat first, but then can we discuss my 'overseas adoption'?"

Banana Smoothie

Lovers dressed as pears

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."