Fruit Appreciation Pillows

'Core!'

Ball as water-melon.

"I have a mango in the fridge that I can't deal with."

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

"What happened to you?" "I've been eating blackberry pie!"

Dr. McWit's always know's exactly when her watermelon's are at their peak of perfection.

Straightening Bananas

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Banana Split Personality

Apple Pie Abduction

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Menu Dating

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Large, wrinkly

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Peach flirting with a banana.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Tree Passion