Frugal Finder Gifts

'Oh, just send it the cheapest way.'

' I can't afford a smartphone. How much for a dumb one?'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"There's more inside."

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'Just keep telling yourself, it's only $29 a night.'

'Two dollars! That's all you're giving me to spend on your Mother's Day gift? . . . You're gonna think I'm a real cheap-skate.'

"Today's free comic book day, right?"

The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Cheapskate Cruises

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

Everything for a buck.

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Is that neat whisky?"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

'We've all had to cut costs a smidge.'

'As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me ?4000.'

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'