Frugal Finder Gifts

'Oh, just send it the cheapest way.'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"There's more inside."

'Just keep telling yourself, it's only $29 a night.'

'Two dollars! That's all you're giving me to spend on your Mother's Day gift? . . . You're gonna think I'm a real cheap-skate.'

"Today's free comic book day, right?"

The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Cheapskate Cruises

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Is that neat whisky?"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

'As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me ?4000.'

'We've all had to cut costs a smidge.'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

"The flights are 99p...but it's an extra £435.89 if you want to take them inside the plane!"

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

The 29p Shop

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."