Frugal Family Fun Pillows

"I don't want to do something fun for free, I want to do something fun we pay for."

"Here's 15 cents. I assume you'll go into debt one day putting me through college, so this will take some of the guilt off my conscience."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

'Ready Mum?'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"Ah...here they are!"

Skateboard

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

Son burying his dad in sand

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

Flying the kite in strong winds

'I could only afford a Yo.'

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

"What are you making, Tia Carmen?"

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"