Frozen Adventurers Gifts

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."

"Tommy!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Igloo for birds.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

The lonely figure

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Fetching some fuel.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"That's the deep end."

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Running out of Gas.

Sleigh Ride

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

Staying Warm.