Frozen Food Adventurer Gifts

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Before/After

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

Garlic Free Zone.

'It's my favorite.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Tzatzikicicle

Pizza Tower Bridge

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"They know me here."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Culture clash

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."