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Extrem winter

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Tommy!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Hugh fans!"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Time Machine Collision

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Playground Pipe Dreams

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Igloo for birds.

The polar olympics

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Can I have a look at the map?

Polar bears

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Sleeping Beauty.