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Catching big fish!

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

"Tommy!"

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Come out with your fins up!'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Igloo for birds.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Distracting the fish.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'