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Catching big fish!

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

"Tommy!"

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Golf Clubs Underwater.

Igloo for birds.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'Distracting the fish.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'