Frontier Life Mugs

'I'd like a word with you about your 'faithful' Indian companion!'

"But mom, he followed us home!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Cow Pinatas

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Dedication to excellence....

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Static cling."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"Herb's from Texas."

"You're famous, Angus."

Moo-Magrams Exams

"That was definitely mine."

Dogs and Chickens

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."