Frontier Foodie Mugs

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

Deliboys

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"But mom, he followed us home!"

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

I'm Ok, You're Ok Corral

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

House Hunters of the Old West

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

Paninis of the Old West

The Great Dietary Pyramids of Egypt.

Happy St Pancakes Day!

Cooking Cowboy

'Davy Crockett's divorce.'

'Could you please do an dental x-ray? I think I broke a tooth on a rock in my in-flight meal.'

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

"You call this guacamole?"

'Oh, quit blubbering about not finding any quality walrus fat in the city!'

"It's a big responsibility but I believe I can be both 'Joe six pack' and 'Joe six gun'."

"I only use it for self definition."

'A bird's nest. . . hmmm, I wonder what that would taste like in a soup?'

'I thought we were dining 'international' tonight?'