Frontier Life Pillows

'I'd like a word with you about your 'faithful' Indian companion!'

"But mom, he followed us home!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Dedication to excellence....

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Static cling."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

"You're famous, Angus."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"Herb's from Texas."

"That was definitely mine."

Dogs and Chickens

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.