Friendship Revamps Gifts

Cowardly lion put his friends on the curb...

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Polygamists' Picnic

"I hate it when we fight."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Cat and mouse

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Holding hands

Time for tea and friendship.

Superheroes Having a Drink

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'I think he's lonely.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Emotional Bling

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."