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"You guys cool if envy tags along?"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

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"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

The army and the church are in love with each other

'Now she's jealous of my imaginary playmate.'

"Your morbid curiosity about the afterlife is scaring the children."

"It's the story of a woman who's driven to murder by her patronising, mealy-mouthed husband."

"I wouldn’t go so far as to call Darren here an ‘imaginary friend’—he’s more of an imaginary acquaintance."

"Honey, you’re doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house."

Would your dog pick you for a best friend?

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

Facebook 33 A.D.

"The book wasn't intended to hurt my stepmother - it was to help myself and others like me begin to heal."

'What's Fred doing here, and why is he so happy?", "His wife gave him the evening off for good behavior.'

'Thanks for bringing me lunch Rex: It's way too cold for me to come out today...'