Friendship Dynamics Explorers Mugs

"You guys cool if envy tags along?"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

The army and the church are in love with each other

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

'Now she's jealous of my imaginary playmate.'

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"Your morbid curiosity about the afterlife is scaring the children."

Would your dog pick you for a best friend?

"I wouldn’t go so far as to call Darren here an ‘imaginary friend’—he’s more of an imaginary acquaintance."

"Honey, you’re doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house."

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

Facebook 33 A.D.

"The book wasn't intended to hurt my stepmother - it was to help myself and others like me begin to heal."

'Thanks for bringing me lunch Rex: It's way too cold for me to come out today...'

"Well, damn, Camembert, you called to tell me you're runny?"