Friendship Dynamics Mugs

"When I don't like someone, I friend them just so I can unfriend them."

"Your problem reminds me of how I want to talk about my problems."

"Can Joey come out and steal?"

"Look! Here comes Ms. Celibate by choice."

"I don't actually like her, I just don't want to deal with the repercussions of not liking her."

"What the...? He un-best friended me!"

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Will you accept the tin cup challenge? ?

You and I are like best friends, Sadie Cohen. What?! Every day for 18 years, I've berated you, belittled you, and bested you. I've made you cry on 48 different occasions. I know. I've kept track. That's what I mean. This is the longest relationship I've ever had in my life. And I've been making you happy for 18 years. Face it: You and I are besties. Never in all my years have I felt this disgusted. Score one for Rudy.

'How touching. She's found her apathy-mate.'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

Clancy: No Sense of Humour

"Gaby from school decided I was her BFF...and now she's stalking me."

Bipolar Friendships

"It took years of practice, but I can now maintain a credible caring expression while dealing with excruciating boredom. So what were you saying about your mother?"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Polygamists' Picnic

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"How should we divide the teams?"

Cat and mouse

"I hate it when we fight."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"