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And now Tom will give a presentation regarding our profits forecast

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

That shows business confidence.

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

'If you have nothing to do don't come round here and do it.'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

'Everyone's true personality comes out on dress-down Fridays, even the boss's.'

Cog-In-The-Wheel

'He's faxing like there's no tomorrow.'

violence in workplace

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Race for Results

'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

'Where should I leave this?'

Your supervisor says you have been giving 100 every week, but at the rate of 20 a day.

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

'Of course, that's just my opinion. It'll be yours, too, if you know what's good for you.'

Fish in Water Cooler.

"I can't believe it! In all my years in corporate business, yours must be the worst case of paper cuts I have ever seen."

"Well that email could have been a meeting."

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

If you know that you would benefit from a 15 minute nap during the day, do your best to take one.

"No need to rush. Take all weekend if you must."

Sleeping at the computer.

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

Not a good day - he's counting paper-clips.

"Do you think it is easy to pretend to work?"

'Still on a holiday high, Miss Frimley?'

Concerned Colleagues