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And now Tom will give a presentation regarding our profits forecast

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

That shows business confidence.

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

'If you have nothing to do don't come round here and do it.'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

'Everyone's true personality comes out on dress-down Fridays, even the boss's.'

Cog-In-The-Wheel

'He's faxing like there's no tomorrow.'

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

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'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'

Race for Results

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

'Where should I leave this?'

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'Of course, that's just my opinion. It'll be yours, too, if you know what's good for you.'

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

Your supervisor says you have been giving 100 every week, but at the rate of 20 a day.

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

Fish in Water Cooler.

"Well that email could have been a meeting."

"I can't believe it! In all my years in corporate business, yours must be the worst case of paper cuts I have ever seen."

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

If you know that you would benefit from a 15 minute nap during the day, do your best to take one.

"No need to rush. Take all weekend if you must."

"Excuse me, but is this the canteen or the office?"

Sleeping at the computer.

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

"Do you think it is easy to pretend to work?"

'Still on a holiday high, Miss Frimley?'

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