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'I need it to fly to Nigeria to pick up my prize.'

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

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'Making me laugh is not going to help your overdraft, Mr Hambone.'

'Waltrip has Male Pattern Salary.'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

The banks shoving the earth off the wall like Humpty Dumpty.

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

'Frankly, I'm looking for someone who's tall, dark and solvent.'

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

"I hate to ask for money, but I have a lot of student loans to pay off."

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

'The good news is that the person who stole your identity is spending a lot less money than you were.'

"Someone forgot to pay this bill so they're repossessing our furniture."

"He's quick with the birds and the bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears. . ."

'Dad, can I put my pocket money into a pension fund to protect me from the economic winter?'

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Staying together for the pension.

'Why don't you put your money in the Bank, instead of stuffing it under the mattress?'

"Have beer and fags gone up, yet?"

IRS, 'I can grant you an extension, but it's going to COST you.'

'Remember...change comes from within.'