Financially Minded Friend T-Shirts

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'How much did you save this year?'

"We're going to need more pets."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

'I think we may have an income problem.'

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

"The company must save money. That's why we've got to be easy on the carpet."

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

"You're home early. Was it your round?"

'Drive-ins are so expensive...this is much better than a drive in.'

Everything became too freaking expensive today.

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"Hello, Sally? I've decided not to go to the concert. . . my father said I'd have to use my own money!"

Gas prices up.

'And don't say you could have done it cheaper and better at home.'

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'