Friend Who Spoils Their Pets Pillows

'You're spoiling that squirrel, subscribing to the Nut - of - the - Month Club!'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"I yip, therefore I am."

Dog Love.

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"You've got athletes foot."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"Pampered?"

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

'Aren't you supposed to be going for a walk?'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

'Water? Certainly sir. Will that be still,sparkling, or from the toilet bowl?'

"See? It's water, not cats and dogs. I was speaking figuratively."

"What have you done?"

"They do very well in a talk show format."

Top Dog

'I'm in the lead!'

"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

"Why do WE have to go for a run when YOU'RE the one who wants to lose weight?!"

Mutant Mootunes - Beyond Rabbit