Friend Who Spoils Their Pet Pillows

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"I yip, therefore I am."

Dog Love.

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"You've got athletes foot."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"Pampered?"

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

'Aren't you supposed to be going for a walk?'

"See? It's water, not cats and dogs. I was speaking figuratively."

'Water? Certainly sir. Will that be still,sparkling, or from the toilet bowl?'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

"What have you done?"

Top Dog

"They do very well in a talk show format."

'I'm in the lead!'

"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

Mutant Mootunes - Beyond Rabbit

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

"Why do WE have to go for a run when YOU'RE the one who wants to lose weight?!"