Friend Who Spoils Their Pet Pillows

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"I yip, therefore I am."

Dog Love.

"You've got athletes foot."

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"Pampered?"

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'Aren't you supposed to be going for a walk?'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

'Water? Certainly sir. Will that be still,sparkling, or from the toilet bowl?'

"See? It's water, not cats and dogs. I was speaking figuratively."

"What have you done?"

Top Dog

"They do very well in a talk show format."

'I'm in the lead!'

"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

"Why do WE have to go for a run when YOU'RE the one who wants to lose weight?!"

'I'm the lady who called about the tranquilizers.'

Mutant Mootunes - Beyond Rabbit

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'