Friend Who Loves Decorating T-Shirts

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Who are you?

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Modern Parents

Warhol Exhibit

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

Chippunks

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

'My right brain isn't working.'

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

Pavement Art.

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Junk Art

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

At First Van Gogh attempts to impress by cutting off his ear flap.

Celebrate EVERYTHING

"Soon to be a motion picture."

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

'I tried to warn you against inflatable furniture.'

"Whinge, whinge whinge! Would it kill you to crack a smile? It's no wonder they call you Mona!"

Francis Bacon

"What's the tab on this bouillabaisse?"

"I'll sue you for copyright infringement."