Friend Who Loves Decorating Gifts

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Who are you?

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

Modern Parents

Chippunks

Warhol Exhibit

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

'My right brain isn't working.'

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

Pavement Art.

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"Soon to be a motion picture."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

Celebrate EVERYTHING

At First Van Gogh attempts to impress by cutting off his ear flap.

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

Junk Art

'I tried to warn you against inflatable furniture.'

Francis Bacon

"Whinge, whinge whinge! Would it kill you to crack a smile? It's no wonder they call you Mona!"

"What's the tab on this bouillabaisse?"