Friend's Move Away Gifts

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

A young Don King

I will study my speling words...

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Twenty-first century baby walker

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Annual 'See You In The Spring' Hibernation Party.

Child steps off chair and says, 'Tough crowd.'(Cat looks impassive)

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'Trade you lunches?'

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

I knew our son was meant to go places.

"That was my kind of party...good food, good people, good-bye."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'