Fridge Philosopher Pillows

'We don't have energy-efficient appliances but the food in the 'fridge has gone green.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'Is my husband well read? Let me put it this way...if it's not on the refrigerator, he doesn't know about it.'

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system.

'Boy, am I tired. I was up all night reading the refrigerator.'

Gordon Ramsey's Refrigerator

New Frig Reg! Warning! The Surgeon-General has determined that snacking may be hazardous to your health.

"I don't care if 'the medium is the message'. You can't draw directly on the fridge!"

I accidently deleted my hard drive, but it's okay. All the important stuff is on the refrigerator anyway.

"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"

"Our communication system has gone down! All the magnets fell off the refrigerator!"

'Ya, I'm cool - but not as cool as a cucumber.'

'I saw the light during my near death experience, but it turned out to be in my refrigerator.'

Billy strip: mum's diet (wishful shrinking).

I decided to put the scale someplace where it would do some good!

Fridge reads 'Keep your mouth shut!'.

"Sorry, honey, I'm actually saving those strawberries to rot in the fridge."

No thyself.

'Are we going on a diet again?'

'Perhaps you could move the refrigerator a little further from the kitchen table.'

Loose Lips Sink Hips!

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Lemniskate

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"The corner ledge is reserved for senior management."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!"

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."