Fridge Fortifier Gifts

"Get off the fridge Kitty. I'm blowing the doors open."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"I'm going in."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

"I think the milk's off!"

"Edward! Where are our children?"

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

Safe harbour

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'Don't think its a coincidence that the chocolate is in the back and the fruits are in the front.'

Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times.

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'Freezer is on the blink.'

'To you, it's a refrigerator. To me, it's a blank canvas!'

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

'This one is more expensive, but it comes with factory installed door art and notes.'

Pet Fridge Photos

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"We've got three issues to discuss: our green office waste initiative, the fuzzy Saxby account figures, and that thing in the refrigerator, which is both green and fuzzy."

'When I said you should improve security I meant put a latch on the door.'

Woman crosses off chart on fridge.

'The Bosmans' wedding announcement? Stick it on the fridge so we don't forget about it.'

A-1 security from crime....

"I can always find the olives. It's the only jar that looks back at me!"

"....Need some of this nice mixed salad, to stick in the fridge & chuck out next week."

'All those classes for the boy and still no improvement,,,'