Fridge Escapades Gifts

Who says crash diets don't work?

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Entertainment systems

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

"Edward! Where are our children?"

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Noah's fridge

Tonight's Lecture: Earth's Biodiversity at Risk. Obviously, they've never looked inside my refrigerator.

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

Dumping Fridges.

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'Admit it, we're lost. We've already gone past this fridge freezer twice...'

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.