Friday Unwind Pillows

"Already feels like a two bottle night. . ."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Friday

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'Everyone's true personality comes out on dress-down Fridays, even the boss's.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

Employee dressed in elaborate Tudor-era costume. Colleague says: "It's DOWN. Dress DOWN Friday."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Thank God It's Friday.

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

Friday 5.30pm.

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

'A Fucking Drink'

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

GDP and G&T.

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

"Shall we call it a day? Sure, boss, let's call it Friday!"

"I have to create a few loose ends for other people to clear up."

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

"It's Tuesday. Is there any point starting a new project so shortly before the weekend?"

"T.G.I.F."