Friday Feeling Pillows

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'May I go home now?'

The Week in Review

'Thank goodness it's Monday huh?'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Friday

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'Everyone's true personality comes out on dress-down Fridays, even the boss's.'

"What do you mean it's not 'Thong Thursday?'"

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Employee dressed in elaborate Tudor-era costume. Colleague says: "It's DOWN. Dress DOWN Friday."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

"They grow up so fast."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Casual Thursday

Thank God It's Friday.

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"Another double martini, please. My sense of balance and proportion couldn't make it tonight so I'm drinking for two."

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

You realize, Harris, if you LIVED here, you'd be home by now.