Friday Night Dinner T-Shirts

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

The Streets - Night

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Clown Happy Hour

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Next Round Indicator

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"