Friday Night Dinner Prints

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Streets - Night

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

Infinity Tavern

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Next Round Indicator

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.