Freudian Humor Admirer Pillows

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Cow's straw

Dolphin friendly tuna

On the brink.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Gym Dog

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Hot Tub Frosty

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Pea

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

"I love this time of year."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'I hate surprises!'