Freudian Humor Admirer Prints

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

On the brink.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Cow's straw

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Gym Dog

Hot Tub Frosty

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Pea

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"I love this time of year."

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"They don't look like an endangered species."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'