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Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'They had a sale on electric green.'

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Joan of Arch

'Dr. Sykes is very important is scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

A woman reads a romance novel.

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

If I could find my coat, I'd leave!

"Seriously. . . I used to leap them in a single bound!"

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

Artists without borders.

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

Man in pyjamas walks into cereal cafe

Signs your breakfast is trying to kill you.

"I'm glad this is the last of it. Mom and Dad kept smiling, but I know it's breaking their hearts that I'm going to be living at college!"

Curry for Breakfast.

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

"Realism! . . . Realism!"