Fresher Adventurer Mugs

Feel a little fresher...

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'They had a sale on electric green.'

'Dr. Sykes is very important is scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Joan of Arch

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

A woman reads a romance novel.

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

If I could find my coat, I'd leave!

Artists without borders.

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

'Did you know that cereal is the only thing with a prize in it?!'

Signs your breakfast is trying to kill you.

Man in pyjamas walks into cereal cafe

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

Curry for Breakfast.

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'