Frequent Flyers With Felines T-Shirts

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"This never happened."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"So who is this First pet?"

Portrait of a Lady

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"And here are today's categories...."

'Let's get a kitty.'